Darikesh

[Darikesh]

[youngharlemshawty]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[pokemean]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[Darikesh]

[mordantgeese]

red pill in matrix: everything you know in society is a lie, the status quo is a lie

red pill on reddit: the status quo is good actually, everything u grew up learning is true actually.

[Darikesh]

[hollyblueagate]

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

[hollyblueagate]

just a few things established in the fosters universe

• imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
• 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
• a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
• this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
• imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
• babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
• at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
• 
  

• this is all just treated as facts of life

[Darikesh]

[Darikesh]

[shock]

every kind of transmasc

[shock]

1. my chemical romance fan who blocks dysphoria with the constant presence of a heavy bracelet and is always posting deep lyrics about life

2. chilling. genderless. masc presenting. able to grow a full beard and is just so casual and nonchalant about literally everything

3. if you wear leather and don’t brush your hair you unlock level 10 plausible deniability 

4. i’m gay and i want to be a dad and all i do is wear hawaiian shirts and talk about how much i love men

[Darikesh]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

[Darikesh]

[Darikesh]

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[Darikesh]

[digdembones]

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

[digdembones]

[digdembones]

[digdembones]

Literally imagine talking to a child like this

[vivid-escapist]

“Me and my husband who are two consenting adults in a long-term relationship call each other babe so I think every adult male stranger should be able to call underage girls babe too”

is what I’m getting from this

[Darikesh]

[memes-r-memes]